the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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