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(972): View more from Texas

And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more

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(720): View more from Colorado

You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...

(317): View more from Indiana

Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.

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(410): View more from Maryland

So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity

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(716): View more from New York

Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth

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(636): View more from Missouri

I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.

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