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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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