i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
40s are totally the cure
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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