I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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