why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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