everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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