Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i barfeds in our rink
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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