My pussy is not your playground.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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