what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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