my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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