More tranny stories later!
and she was petting her beer can
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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