i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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