It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize