Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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