I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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