I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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