Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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