Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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