West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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