dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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