question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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