Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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