If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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