White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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