i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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