I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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