So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So many bounce houses so little time
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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