Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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