ugly people sure do ruin things
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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