I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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