butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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