I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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