Say something about gay babies.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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