Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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