dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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