My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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