thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
