some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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