everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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