Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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