The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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