You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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