I wannas sexs uuuuu
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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