Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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