I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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