The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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