The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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