Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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