just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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