Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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