actually, I'm a sock model
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
